askew, awry, lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff

absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous

besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, stinko, fried, bladdered, wasted, lit, swacked, juiced, paralytic, stonkered, hammered, out of it, liquored up, tanked up, mullered, trolleyed, blitzed, trashed, legless, steaming, three sheets to the wind, stewed, bombed, pickled, bevvied, drunk, pixillated, squiffed, half-seas-over